I spent nearly the entire winter devoid of criticisms and snoody remarks.
Returns my grandmother, who had been away visiting relatives for the season, back home a couple of weeks ago.
After only a couple of days and the second time seeing me, she says, "Go put something on your face, for goodness sake, you look terrible!"
I assume by "something", she means makeup. Normally, she wouldn't approve of such cosmetic enhancements but apparantly my porcelein skin was looking particularly pale.
And I'm brought back to my childhood...I've heard it so many times:
"Go put your hair up Myrna, you looks like a streel, I could turn you upside-down and use you for a mop!"
Did I mention I'm getting my hair chopped off next Tuesday and sending at least 10 inches of it to Locks of Love?
I suppose my confidence needed to be brought down a notch. And 80-year old grandmothers lacking filters are just what the doctor ordered. I imagine when I'm 80 I probably won't see much point in hiding the truth either.
Oh My...I wonder what this summer of pregnancy will bring? I'm fully expecting lectures on appropriate & modest ways to dress to hide the growing bump. Either that, or comments on how big my butt and thighs are getting, in the name of predicting the sex of the baby of course!
I'm actually kinda looking forward to it. Funny what you miss when it's not around.
Tell me I'm not the only sucker for punishment from a slightly sadistic grandparent...?