Ashamedly, I suddenly realize it has obviously been a very long time since I shaved my legs. It's been so long I think I'll need to take care of this matter in three shaving steps.
1. Serious shaving cream lather to soften things up to take off the top layer of overgrowth.
2. Shave again to take off the stubbies (like when one NORMALLY shaves)
3. Triple action to touch up those hard-to-reach spots I missed the first TWO times around.
It's no wonder I'm not gettin' any...
or maybe it's the squeakiest bed in history located immediately next to my parents room. Yeah, that could be a part of it.
The moral of this story: WE NEED A HOUSE!!
4 comments:
LMAO - you are too funny Myrna. The stuff you write about - I've missed your blogging abilities. I'm so glad you're back and pray you find a new house soon so you can 'get some'!!! LOL
bwahhhaa-too funny
You're TOO much....lol :)
LMAO, what? you don't want your parents hearing you gettin' some? lol.
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